Because this amused me so much back on other forums. I'll start off with a Steam convo with my brother concerning Far Cry 3. Helsvrik: the conflict diamonds? Rising Dragon: Yeah. Helsvrik: You can stealth the first 3 kills Helsvrik: that's about it. Rising Dragon: Pfft. I stealthed my way inside without killing anyone. Helsvrik: That's no fun. Rising Dragon: I had every intention of leaving that place with no survivors. Rising Dragon: But sometimes kills can't be accomplished right away. Helsvrik: I don't agree with that philosophy. Helsvrik: Sam Fisher might. Helsvrik: I don't. Rising Dragon: I couldn't conceivably stealth-kill my way past the guards without alerting the rest, so I simply distracted them to scale the wall. Rising Dragon: At which point I found a snake, and the monkey. Helsvrik: .... Helsvrik: You found Snowflake? Helsvrik: What about Bubbles II? Helsvrik: No wait Rising Dragon: I only found the one. Helsvrik: YOU SKINNED SNOWFLAKE Helsvrik: THE FUCK Rising Dragon: So did you! Helsvrik: Only after I killed the little bastard. Helsvrik: You did it while it was alive. Helsvrik: You're twisted. Rising Dragon: He survived! Helsvrik: Oh so you just took the skin off its back Helsvrik: Now he'll die of infection. Rising Dragon: How was I supposed to know the interact prompt would do that? Rising Dragon: Besides, just stick him with a syringe, and he'll be fine. Helsvrik: placebo. Rising Dragon: Look, the furry little bastard lived, alright? Rising Dragon: More than I can say about that baby penguin. Helsvrik: You just had to bring up the fucking penguin. Helsvrik: IT WAS AN ORPHAN NOBODY LOVED IT. Helsvrik: God I'm going to be an only child by morning.
