Make fun of your Nationality!

I came across this article today: http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/fbsp/much/13-reasons-to-blame-canada

And it make me remember how much everyone used to joke about the place they lived. Why, Oh why did we ever stop?!

So let's post some jokes here and wonder how Canada's drowning in maple syrup make fun of everywhere!

But the USA has nothing to make fun of. We are a perfect country with a wonderful and generous government.
And I'm totally not just saying that because the NSA is watching me and I'll get in trouble if I don't.

That's what I want to know...

Soijrry I canjkt think if nethin too drunk on goiubd olb aussie beer.

Why aren't you wrestling a crocodile at the same time so that I can sit in my recliner and watch?

Sorry guys. Witty jokes on the Dutch don't fall into my budget.

... Do you think we wrestle crocs SOBER?! What kind of freak are you?
No, good-old drunken croc wrasslin', followed by shrimp barbies for me.

Germans are too clean to make jokes like this

I just remembered this little gem: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/7631-The-Canadian

PS: there's bloopers after the credits

Has anyone hear heard of Polandball? It's a type of comic that I find hilarious, and there are basically three types of comics. Cool ones that really aren't relevant to anything, ones that make fun of different countries involved, and historical ones that kind of put a different (usually) more comedic spin on history.

Here's a really good one involving America I just found.

http://i.imgur.com/B6wnV.png (Sorry for normal old link, I couldn't get it resized, and it messed up while in the spoiler for some reason)

I very highly recommend it to anyone. Just do a google search for Polandball, although if I may give a recommendation, look at the Reddit page. It doesn't really matter if you have an account or not, you can see them either way and they have tons there, with people uploading new ones daily.

I have too many to count. Swedish, Czech, Dutch, Welsh, Irish, German, Canadian...the list goes on. I guess part of being american.

This is relevant:

So many Mexican jokes, I don't know which one to pick.
Being born with a Mexican family once in a while we have serious conversations in the bathroom while someone is using the toilet......
Ah and that one time that we had a lime tree behind our house and two roosters that love to crow in 4 or 5 am in the morning. During that time in my life it felt like the time when I visit my grandmother in Mexico.