Epic battle in Hyrule.... TJ Fireslap.... Vs.... Masaro Otak!!! Begin! TJ: How about you step out the ring right now, you moron, You're dealing with a prime example of a badass Goron! Ten foot two, to see me gotta face up, I'd like to see you hit me anywhere from the waist up! Better than your magic crap, my fist's like a cannon. Shit don't phase me baby, I've even seen Ganon. That's a lame little hat, I see your mom loves to knit, We're in the rap ring now man, this is my kinda shit! Masaro: Don't mind me, TJ, I'm just playing with Jimmy, But if we're rapping for the win, you may as well gimme. While you're in the slums you may as well shovel Cole, Punch you so hard I'll take candy from your soul! You better keep it interesting, buddy, or else I'll get bored, Pull out my auto shotty and my mono silenced sword! I've killed demon hosts, you've killed a piggy or two! For the god emperor of mankind, don't make me smite you! TJ: What the hell are you talking about? Are you on drugs? How haven't you been jumped by a bunch of gangs or thugs? The only thing lower than your style is your IQ, Seriously, even Barth is better educated than you. I'm the shining beacon of joy, straight from team Theda, Josh won't even make you that motorcycle beta. You're a retard anyway, why should I give a crap? There'll be nothing left after I pound a Fireslap! Masaro: From Castle Town to the Desert, I've wandered the land, You got run from your home, aren't you oh-so-grand? How'd it feel losing your little rocky mountain? You're spouting cold raps like a Snowhead fountain. I'm a photogenic genius, covering wars and dungeons too. Breaking fourth walls like glass, about as bad as Deadpool. Pet rock in hand, me and Jimmy are going for the win, Ask Kirota, I can be hard as a rock without Stone Skin. Who won? :3 Feel free to post your own if you want. Just a fun idea I had. or it's totally stupid and I deserve to be shot ^.^'
