“Alright, so, you know like, one song, right? To talk to your old grandparents and shit? … ... Well, parents now too, I guess.” “… Correct.”...
Spaghet’s lip curled to the point where one could see his gumline. He was so tired of Wiki’s twisted sense of logic. He stretched the law, sure,...
-- The moblin laid in bed. He had gone over the dream in his head hundreds of times by now, and Wiki’s presence in his home wasn’t helping him to...
Of course he had dreamt about Wiki. Of course. The little rat was in his house. Shit. The thought crossed his mind that she had learned the same...
The Deku grumbled. She had been dealing with Spaghet making noise in his sleep for the better part of twenty minutes now. She exchanged glances...
The only thing to do now was to hurriedly hop into bed minimize the time Wiki was allowed to scan his body over (which she certainly was doing, there...
“It's fine,” Spaghet sighed. No it wasn't. It really wasn't. He glanced over at the Deku scrub standing in the middle of his house. He glanced at...
The mirror uncharacteristically trembled as Wiki held it up to her face. She absentmindedly inspected the damage. If she was going to be honest,...
“… No shit,” Wiki mumbled. She grinned. Looking up at her Spaghet, her grin got more and more wicked. Spaghet’s eyes darted to the side. Why was...
“… Please just.. just get out of my house,” Spaghet said, clearly tired both physically and mentally. He had just had an awful day of work, and he...
“… … … What the fuck,” she hissed. Wiki slammed her shackles on the ground before standing up abruptly. She clanged them against the bars, Spaghet...
Spaghet hadn’t realized that he had begun to shake. The moblin paused, collecting himself and adjusting his glasses and wig. “I don’t… do that...
Spaghet blinked at her. For a moment, he just thought that he had misheard her. No, no absolutely not. He did not just spend hours of his time...
“Yup,” Wiki responded flatly. Spaghet closed his eyes and bit his lip. How? Why? For what purpose?! The Bokoblin breathed deeply, trying to sort...
Wiki stopped shaking suddenly, knowing her act was finished. Slowly and without facing Spaghet, she began to rise from her laying position on the...
all of this was written while distracted by other things, sometimes late a night, and some of it while intoxicated. Its not proofed. Some of it was...
Navina swung the staff, releasing the Kikwi. It's not like she had much of a choice, but she wasn't a jerk. She would have let him out regardless....
Hey I'm Saria. I'm sort of useless but I'm friendly. Don't be a stranger
Navina only ate the soup because she didn’t want to start a fight. She was also sort of hungry. Bodily functions overthrew professionalism at this...
“Yes, actually,” the moblin answered before Navina could. She stared down at him. How dare he? “There is.” He looked down at the scrub... and...