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And instead, a moblin steps on the bombchu.

"What ignoble nerf herder lob'st yon bombshrew what harken hither unto mine loafers?!" Inquired the ferocious Ganondorf.

A cloaked man stood in the corner and regareds ganondorf coldly. "Ay, I reckon it was that lass you sent to the roost."

Ganondorf grunted in rage. How dare one such as she do thus to he? He willed darkness into his being, and felt it's chill touch cover his entire body, starting in his chest and working outward. He lifted himself into the air, and began to fly off in the direction of the offender.

"Hold up." said the cloaked man calmly.

And in an instant two swords emerged from the cloak as the enigma launched into the air. The dark king tried to defend, but the figure easily disarmed him and in a flash Ganondorf was dead.

"Now to deal with that miss."

And with that, the man walked into the distance, in the direction of the volcano. Though he only was moving at a walk, he seemed to cover ground as if in some very fast vehicle. He'd be there in very soon.

While Aurrie was on the Island, she decided to make the people into her servants

The inhabitants were reluctant at first, but eventually gave in and declared Aurrie to be their god-queen.

Then the Europeans Hylians showed up and engaged them in a religious war.

Aurrie laughs at their pitiful might and forces her people to fling themselves at the soldiers.

The inhabitants of the island mount themselves on giant slingshots and shot themselves at the Europeans Hylians.

But since the Hylians were so stupid, they miscalculated the angle of launch and landed in the volcano

dusturbing the Subrosians who were taking their daily bath