Ban the User Above You

Straightforward game, but I'll explain the rules: make up any reason you want that would "ban" the user above you. For example, this is the first post of the thread. So the next poster can say "Banned for creating this thread." And the next person can say "Banned for banning him!" (although please try to refrain from that excuse, because then the game isn't fun, be creative!). The person after can say "Banned for having a cat avatar!" and the game continues. So let's let the game begin!

Banned cause I'm Toko. I can do that.

Banned for being a webmaster (because that makes sense ).

Banned for daring to oppose me

(Dat face tho...) Banned for being opposed.

Banned for having a hard to say name.

Banned for having numbers in your name.

Banned for having EA in the gif with Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo.

Banned for being a moderator on Ratchet's Den.

Banned for banning people for banning people, despite the rules saying to be creative and not do that!

Banned for procrastinating.

Banned for not having an avatar.

Banned because I have an avatar.

Banned because it fits the site theme far too well to be a real avatar.

banned for being double.

Banned for being site staff.

Banned for stalking me like some creep (Look at your location)

Banned for living in the USA.